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In this world there are endless cities of polystyrene. The dead are left on park benches and looted by teenagers. Vultures and pigeons prey on unattended babies, of which there are many. Everyone is unhappy. There is nothing to read except takeaway menus.

23, Male

Scoundrel

Nottingham

Joined on 10/28/07

Level:
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Rank:
Police Captain
Global Rank:
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343
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Medals:
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Gear:
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One day when I was at work, my boss told me that my work was sub-par and that if my work rate didn't pick up, I would be demoted to errand boy. After going home and brooding extensively I decided to confront her. I went to her house and knocked on the door. When she opened the door I spat on her face and punched her in the thigh. She retaliated by hitting me with an umbrella twice on the face. I then choke slammed her into a kitchen table but she squirted lemon juice in my eye. She then stabbed me with a barbeque skewer and then I kicked her twice and I lost my job.


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